Fantosaur

A dinosaur walks into an open mic.

Dino tells dad jokes to a room full of neon dinosaurs. New sets land on YouTube.

Dino, an aqua sauropod, at a microphone below a glowing frieze of neon dinosaurs.

The whole episode is one joke.

Setup, turn, punchline, rimshot. About a minute, and then Dino goes back to the fossil record.

Dino at the mic. Caption: little cat... Dino at the mic. Caption: for hours, Dino at the mic. Caption: it's all small talk.
A child wearing a Riff Ruck backpack.

Riff Rucks

Backpacks printed with the dinosaurs Dino digs out of the fossil record and brings back remixed. Cubist raptors, pointillist stegs, whole petroglyph herds.

Printed to order, one at a time, and built to haul everything a modern explorer needs.